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>>>

>>>One Woman's Tale of Woe

>>>

>>>All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy,

>>>painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the

>>>wax.

>>>

>>>My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,

>>>play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in

>>>my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out

>>>of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the

>>>bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot

>>>wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and

>>>you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and

>>>you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I

>>>mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure

>>>this out. (YA THINK!?!)

>>>

>>>So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other

>>>stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so

>>>I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax,"

>>>yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it

>>>tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it

>>>wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am

>>>She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin

>>>extraordinaire.

>>>

>>>With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I

>>>sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting

>>>championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using

>>>the same procedure, I apply the was strip across the right side of my

>>>bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to

>>>the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply

>>>and brace myself..! ..RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

>>>

>>>I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GO D!!!!!!!!! Vision

>>>returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.

>>>CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and

>>>spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear

>>>crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.

>>>

>>>I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused

>>>me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in

>>>the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

>>>There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???

>>>

>>>Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the

>>>hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.

>>>CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is

>>>now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

>>>

>>>Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up

>>>on the toilet? I know I n! need to do something. So I put my foot down.

>>>DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut!

>>>Butt?? Sealed shut!

>>>

>>>I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and

>>>think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may

>>>pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts

>>>wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in,

>>>immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently

>>>wipe it off, right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*

>>>

>>>I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to

>>>torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now,

>>>the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is

>>>having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in

>>>scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now

>>>I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself

>>>to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few months

>>>ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

>>>

>>>I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some

>>>secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter

>>>"So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

>>>There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for

>>>removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know

>>>exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or

>>>who-ha?" She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her

>>>the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

>>>YEAH Right!!

>>>

>>>I should be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through

>>>various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor.

>>>Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot

>>>wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then

>>>dry-shaving the sticky

>>>wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major

>>>hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress

>>>counseling for this event.

>>>

>>>My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving

>>>grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I

>>>really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

>>>

>>>The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my

>>>friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It

>>>works!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.

>>>I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my

>>>grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF

>>>IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by

>>>now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

>>>

>>>Next week I'm going to try hair color......

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Too long, will read later. :wink:

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tỷ lệ cá cược bóng đá hôm nay
Too long, will read later. ?:wink:

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Same thing I did... :D

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Ditto.

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Only I likely won't read at all.

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oh god... waxing is soooooo evil! Guys just don't understand... ok, maybe they do, cause i dont know how it feels to be kicked in the balls... but man... waxing... *shudders*

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Getting kicked in the balls is like...women using some sort of metal pointy object...except you feel sick for like 45 mins afterwards...

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Getting kicked in the balls is like...women using some sort of metal pointy object...except you feel sick for like 45 mins afterwards...

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Getting kicked in the junk is not so cool. You basically go numb and lose the ability to move...Kind like getting head, but not quite as good.

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One of the worst parts about getting kicked in the balls is the lack of initial pain. It's like, "Hey! That's not so bad!" But then it creeps up into your stomache and you cringe in pain before the ultimate outburst of stabbing, throbbing, gut wrenching pain overwhelms your entire body.

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I hate the feeling of having to throw up, but not being able to after getting kicked in the balls. And, whenever you move, it's like someone is wrenching your stomach real hard.

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